Новости из США

N/A · **Добавлено:** Вт янв 07, 2014 12:00 pm

Всем сестрам по серьгам или something to offend everyone

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Temperature Extremes
+20° - Greeks put on sweaters (if they can find them).
+15° - Hawaiians turn on the heaters (if they have them).
+10° - Americans shake, Russians are planting cucumbers.
+5° - You can see your own breathing.
Italian cars don't start.
Norwegians take a bath.
Russians drive with lowered windows.
0° - Water freezes in America , in Russia it thickens.
-5° - French cars don't start.
-10° - You're planning a vacation to Australia .
-15° - Your cat insists to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on sweaters.
-18° - New York landlords turn on the heaters.
Russians make their last seasonal picnic.
-20° - American cars don't start. People in Alaska start wearing long-sleeves.
-25° - German cars don't start. Hawaiians are dead.
-30° - Politicians start talking about homeless people.
Your cat prefers to sleep in your pajamas.
-35° - Too cold to think. Japanese cars don't start.
-40° - You're planning a 2-week hot tub bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-42° - Transportation stops in Europe . Russians eat ice cream on the street.
-45° - All Greeks are dead. Politicians really start doing something for the homeless.
-50° - Your eyelids start sticking when you blink.
In Alaska , people close the window in the bathroom.
-60° - White bears start moving south.
-70° - Hell froze.
-73° - Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland.
Russians wear earmuff hats.
-80° - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-114° - Ethyl alcohol is freezing. Russians are unhappy.
-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.
-295° - 90% of the planet is dead. Russian soccer team becomes the world champion

Натан · **Добавлено:** Вт янв 07, 2014 12:02 pm

Ну, Маяковский-то явно рифму искал. Или размер....

Паучок · **Добавлено:** Вт янв 07, 2014 12:07 pm

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-273° - Absolute zero, atomic movement stops. Russians wear boots.

Валенки.

Паучок · **Добавлено:** Вт янв 07, 2014 12:08 pm

Натан » Вт янв 07, 2014 1:02 pm писал(а):

Ну, Маяковский-то явно рифму искал. Или размер....

Размер он искал, когда доставал из широких штанин.

Паучок · **Добавлено:** Вт янв 07, 2014 12:14 pm

И чего тут не так с рифмой и размером?

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Marchello · **Добавлено:** Вт янв 07, 2014 12:21 pm

Штирлиц подошел к окну. К дому подъехал черный мерседес, из которой вышли люди в штатском.
Штирлиц сунул руку в карман. Он там нащупал что-то продолговатое.
- Это конец, - подумал Штирлиц.